Fun Stuff
 
 
Subject: Acts 2:38
 
 
A woman had just returned to her home from an 
evening of church services , when she was startled 
by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of 
robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! 
Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of 
Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.)
 
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly 
called the police and explained what she had done. 
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked 
the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old 
lady did was yell a scripture to you.'
 
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax 
and Two 38s!'
 
Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: 
Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!