No Speak English
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived
happily ever
after in Toronto. The poor lady was not
very proficient in English, but did
manage to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever
she had to shop for groceries. One
day, she went to the butcher and wanted
to buy chicken legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her
request, and in
desperation clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken
legs. Next day she
needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to
say it, and so
she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher
her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her
some chicken
breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady
needed to buy sausages. Unable to
find a way to communicate this; she brought her husband to
the store...
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What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks
English!
Now get back to your emails.
I don't know about you sometimes...