NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power
helps me get out of bed
Then I go to see John .
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
Shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,
So
he takes me from joint to joint
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad
To go to bed With Ben Gay..
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also
flirting with
Al Zymer
And
thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
Now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the
faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only,
Learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings!!!!!!!