To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing
Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself
Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time
Someone Asks You Do Something, ask If They Want
Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In
The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field
Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many
looks you get.
7. Order a Diet
Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The
Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends
You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money
Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the
Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. It's Called... THERAPY
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.