Bob
At Deer Camp
The
guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because
he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one
of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes
to breakfast the next morning with
his hair a mess and his eyes all
bloodshot.
They said, 'Man, what happened to you?
He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just
sat up and watched him all night.
The next night it was a different guy's
turn. In the morning, same thing
hair all standing up, eyes all
bloodshot.
They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man,
that Bob shakes the roof with his
snoring. I watched him all night .
The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a man's
man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. '
Good
morning,' he said. They couldn't believe it!
They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed,
patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me
all
night.